Obama TV

Obama TV
The View from the Middle


Hallelujah!! Praise the Lord!! Our Republic is saved. Barack Obama and Michelle have signed a multi-year contract with Netflix to create some cringe watchable programming to drive wedges between Americans instead of building bridges of compromise to unite them. I am, however, giving you all a “spoiler alert”. The View From the Middle has received the scoop of a lifetime. I have uncovered the plans for the first four episodes of “Obama TV” or whatever they end up calling this series. If you don’t want to know what’s coming, stop reading right now. If you are curious at all, read on!!
The first episode will be called “How to Weaponize the Federal Government” and will be starring the likes of Lois Lerner, Eric Holder, John Brennan, James Clapper and James Comey with a special guest star appearance by Loretta Lynch. Lois Lerner will reveal how she frustrated Obama’s political opponents through her operation “death by a thousand paper cuts” which prevented conservative voices from speaking indefinitely. Jolly good fun!
Brennan, Clapper and Comey, who lead the leaking “dream team”, will talk about the effectiveness of selective leaking especially when truth doesn’t even have to be a consideration. While their storylines would have to appear in the fiction section on Amazon, they didn’t feel compelled to let the consumers of their fairy tales know that. Holder and Lynch will finally reveal how President Obama gave them their marching orders without the inconvenience of traceable formal communications. We’ll learn that cocktail party conversations, long walks on the beach and in the rose garden and side by side stalls in the men’s restroom were particularly productive. Lynch will finish with a skit suggesting that she and Bill Clinton actually talked about their grandchildren on the tarmac in Phoenix.
The second episode will be entitled “Demean, Dehumanize and Demonize Fellow Americans Who Disagree With You”. This episode will serve a double purpose. First, it will explain how a strategy like this is effective at gaining power while dividing the country into combatant camps based on race, economics and even sexual orientation (divide and conquer). Sure, this is terrible for the country and will encourage Americans to hate each other, but as long as they win the election, what the heck!
This episode will double as a tribute to Obama’s hero, Saul Alinsky. Remember Saul? He’s the author of “Rules for Radicals”, which he dedicated to Satan (yep, that’s right the devil, Lucifer). His favorite tactic is ridicule, a real divisive technique for sure, but as long as it recognizes his “ends” then it’s a prudent “means”. What a guy!!
The third episode is planned to be “The Low Road is Easier, It’s Downhill”. Hillary Clinton will be the star, of course, for her “basket of deplorables” comment at her LGBT fundraiser in New York. In one crisp, vicious sentence she demeaned and demonized tens of millions of American citizens. They are currently arguing if this statement should also appear in episode two.
The entire Congressional Black Caucus will have a cameo appearance for their refusal to stand for Trump’s “lowest black unemployment in history” statement in his first state of the union. I mean, that is low, right? Nancy Pelosi will have to play a major role at this juncture just for her sheer number of fatalistic gaffes. We’ll all be reminded of how she called Trump’s tax bill “Armageddon” and likened the middle-class bonuses and tax cuts to “crumbs”. Her latest comment that Kim Jung Un must be having a “giggle fit” at the cancelation of the North Korean summit will have to get a mention just for its poor taste. She is the gift that just keeps on giving. She may appear in a later segment called “Age is Just a Number…of How Many Years You’ve Been Alive”. Is she a hundred yet?
One of the first five episodes will have to be “Damn That Hillary Clinton”. This is, however, so obvious they are considering giving this title to the entire series. The point being that if Hillary had just won, like she was supposed to, we wouldn’t be finding out about all the corruption in the FBI, CIA, DOJ or the NIA. She’s taking a lot of flak for the mismanagement of her campaign, but in real life, America owes much to Hillary. If she had won, all the depravity that is being exposed every day now would have been swept under the gigantic federal government rug. Hillary, you go girl!!!